March 2010
8 posts
changing tumblrs →
no real reason just cause I don’t want to rename but I don’t want to keep posting here idek
I am going to take a nap now
February 2010
2 posts
saranghaneun geudae
bye bye, bye bye
bye bye, bye bye
bye bye, bye bye
Mum: Sounds like Keith Urban is singing that. Me: It’s not Keith Urban. Mum: Then who is it? Me: I do not know but it is not Keith Urban. Mum: Okay.
January 2010
494 posts
lissitzky.tumblr.com/ask →
cannot be fugged to log into formspring
DAMNIT GUYS
DAMNIT
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The things we know best are the things we haven’t been taught.
– Marquis de Vauvenargues
One should absorb the colour of life, but one should never remember its details....
– Oscar Wilde
I’m not sure I want popular opinion on my side — I’ve noticed...
– Bethania McKenstry
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than...
– HL Mencken
Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something...
– Christopher Morley
Careful. We don’t want to learn from this.
– Bill Watterson
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me...
– Abraham Lincoln
Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that...
– Oscar Wilde
A hypocrite is a person who—but who isn’t?
– Don Marquis
A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by common...
– William Ralph Inge
I have lost friends, some by death… others through sheer inability to...
– Virginia Woolf
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where...
– Nikita Khrushchev
Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
– Evelyn Waugh
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of...
– Laurence J. Peter
Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he...
– Peter da Silva
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
– Albert Schweitzer
Men have become the tools of their tools.
– Henry David Thoreau
He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now...
– David Frost
Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves.
– Rudyard Kipling
Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to swallow.
– Arthur Stringer
ehehehe
mum was looking over my shoulder watching me apply for a job at a new stationery store and i was talking about how i loved stationery and all (tru dat; a little bit obsessed with buying notebooks and then writing as little in there as humanely possible) and mum was like “why do you like stationery?” and i’m like “i think i like paper” and then mum was like...
The Typo Eradication Advancement League →
flickflickflicker:
These guys travel around the United States correcting typos and grammar mistakes on signs and billboards.
I am in love.
MY GOD. Do you think they’ll appreciate an Australian branch
"WWDCD?" = "What Would Degrassi Characters Do?"
fuckmondays:
Let’s put this theory to practice.
Someone just texted me “What are you doing?”
Using WWDCD, I can answer with…
Working at The Dot.
Being a semi-functional teen mom.
Having bad hair. Every. Single. Season.
Kissing Craig.
Saving the ravine.
Contracting chlamydia.
Being exploited by Peter.
Not helping the plot line progress.
Talking to Mr. Simpson.
“Going there.”